" charley horse "

 [ "charley horse" ]

1: a painful muscular cramp

  * e.g.,  ... Makoto: loraz's checkup is finished, he's in good working order. 

 [ "James Charley Horse" ]

1: A James Charley Horse is a cramp in your lips, usually from holding your lips in a weird position.

  * e.g.,  ... I got a James Charley Horse from waiting for you to take the picture! 

 [ "Karmic Charley Horse" ]

1: When you give someone a Charley Horse, and later on in the day, week, month, year, etc. you yourself get a Charley Horse that hurts twice as much as the one you gave the original person.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah, it's a Karmic Charley Horse that came back around after you gave one to Danny last Christmas 

 [ "Charley Horse Clambake" ]

1: When a bunch of stinky lesbians get together and have an orgy.

  * e.g.,  ... go watch some lesbians then you'll know what a charley horse clambake is..... 

 [ "Horse Charley" ]

1: When you try to give someone a charley horse but fail so your hand cramps instead.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Oh shit I just got a horse charley!" Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."